Friday Night Fun

It’s Friday night and I am bored so I thought a little fun would be good. Why not share my funniest, most embarrassing story. Mine is alcohol related imagine that. 😂

In my 20’s I was quite the party animal. I drank like a fish and on most weekends there was a keg and a houseful of people. At the time, I wore a little kids size 12 and could out drink most guys. 😂 One Friday night things started as normal about 7 p.m. I am unclear now why I thought a 3 day drinking binge was called for but at the time it sounded good. I bought a couple of kegs. It was on. The first night rocked. All day Saturday I was tearing it up. I only slept 3 hours before I started drinking again. By the time all of my friends had gone and come again, I was pretty trashed. Some of my friends had a band and at some point I gave them the ok to set up in the garage (which later I found out my neighbors my neighbors didn’t appreciate as much as I did.) Pretty soon there was shit load of people there I didn’t even know but hey, the more the merrier right? The one thing I remember after midnight Saturday night was the band was still playing, there were more people than the size of my house and I wasn’t going to get screwed over at any level. I remember realizing that I was sitting in the bathtub with the keg drinking straight from the tap. Instead of passing out, I got a second wind and kept going. The party finally died about 4 a.m. after 3 days, you would think I would be out for the count but nope I slept another whole 3 hours but this time when I woke up things weren’t exactly as I expected. 7 a.m. Monday I woke up stark naked on the living room couch with a bucket on the side of the couch and a rag in my hand. 😂😂😂 I hurried and grabbed my robe then went to investigate. There were people sleeping all over my house and all over the yard. I happened to spot my socks by the front door. At the bottom of the stairs were my shoes. Down the driveway I spotted a trail of clothes. My clothes! From the fence at the end of the driveway all of the way to the front door. I never did figure out what happened. Facts I do know…..Apparently I was a great host and made lots of new friends that night. The pizza guy came and I talked him into quitting his job to join us. Later I ran into him at the grocery store ( I didn’t know who he was until he told me) and he commented that I was funny as hell and we should do it again. When I asked how and why I ended up naked, the only thing he said was “well you’re a badass and you proved it.” I was like ????!!! Please enlighten me. Long story short, I guess I challenged some of my friends on a drink or dare and I was the only one who didn’t pass out. So I took victory lap around the block. Naked. Then found the living room couch. 😂😂😂 The moral of this story kids is if you’re going to drink for 3 days you probably don’t want to invite me. 😂😂😂

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